Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Peruse the Grocery Store Book Stands...

Tired of hearing about the Da Vinci Code every time you turn on the radio (or the television, for those of you who do that sort of thing)? Well, it's going to get worse before it gets better. Hang on to your hats, folks--Dan Brown is busting the lid off of another pot-boiling conspiracy:
According to purgatorio, "Dan Brown has announced the plot of his Da Vinci Code follow up novel, The Kinkade Code. In this startling new tale, Harvard professor of Religious Symbology, Robert Langdon, discovers hidden clues in the idyllic, bucolic paintings of Thomas Kinkade and uncovers an ancient conspiracy intent on littering Christian homes around the globe with mediocre works of art."
Thanks to the burly-mon for bringing this little gem to our attention.